May 2012
Me: Let me tell you something.
Me: I've been listening to R. Kelly for two hours.
Me: I know a thing or two about love.
Definitely buying an iPad
The most annoying possible things you could do to a server:
“Do you have Mascato by the glass?”
Tipping 18%
Sitting at a table after you’ve cleared your check so it’s impossible for them to get another turn
“What’s the least expensive entree?”
Wearing flip flips and cargo shorts in a four star restaurant
“I’m allergic to peanuts,...
