Me: Let me tell you something.
Me: I've been listening to R. Kelly for two hours.
Me: I know a thing or two about love.
Definitely buying an iPad
The most annoying possible things you could do to a server: “Do you have Mascato by the glass?” Tipping 18% Sitting at a table after you’ve cleared your check so it’s impossible for them to get another turn “What’s the least expensive entree?” Wearing flip flips and cargo shorts in a four star restaurant “I’m allergic to peanuts,...